Hello Boys and girls! Today im going to tell you why our Trojan brand is the best!
1.We have different flavors,textures,extra lubricated ect.
2.We have a new warm sensations that gives a warm feeling both of you can share.
3.Our brand isn't cheap so when some woman comes and sais the baby is yours you can be 100% shure that baby ain't yours.
4.You wont get std's
So use our condom today! you can order some by calling 1-800-i-want-your-condom or log on to trojanman.com , you can find me at your local drug store. and if you dont use me u can go fuck a cow
-giving dumb ass kids safety tips , TrojanMan :wink: